Will swap keys!
I was bored at Centrelink (surprise!).
I also swapped a couple of the lettery keys around.
Now that I think about it, I feel kind of like an arsehole.
I can just imagine someone banging the keyboard thinking it's a problem with the computer. They'll probably try to reboot it and wonder why the keys haven't swapped back. Oh you crazy people!
I wonder what happened to that paperclip.
Satan site for the lose and what did you do with the keyboard and paperclip?
I swapped some keys around, did you even read the post? :S
Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true
Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me
Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good
Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.
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Awwww!!!! DAMN YOU DISABLING HTML!
Stop spamming my blog you prick.
It was getting no replies so I kicked it up a notch!
wtf? that's lame dude. i'd probably block you for a week or so if you did that to me.
Stop taking drugs you stupid Asian.
I'm no good with keys. I can pop 'em off, but can never get them back on. If I could, I'd be doing it eeeeverywhere.
Also: the ones in my office are all the new mac keyboards, so you can't really pop the keys off.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaa?? WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!! (i was just typing... then for no reason the cursor jumps to the start. why?!?!!?!))))))
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As i already said...
Eugh! I was looking at wireless bluetooth keyboards the other day. I saw an apple one and thought, "sweet! it's apple, so it's gotta be slick"... anything but...
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also... wtf is this?! why do you have an editor widget for your comments? it's totally freaking out my line breaks
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(aaaarrgh!!!! your comments suck now. pressing shift+enter is too much work. boo!!!)
let me try this again... using SHIFT+ENTER.. (damn you baines and your evil wordpress comments)
i was looking at wireless bluetooth keyboards the other day so i could sit on the couch in front of my 40" lcd (yummeh).
i saw one of the new apple keyboards and ran over to try it out... WTF?!?!
the keys are all flat and the keyboard is so square and cramped... and the symbols were all weird and i think, i could be wrong, that the function keys were missing or maybe it was the numpad... i can't remember... all i remember is this... it sucked. if my boss made me use one of those i'd quit.
Stop being high and maybe the comments would work then, you damn hippie.
There used to be a button that switched back to the normal input field but obviously you broke it when you touched my site with your unwashed apple-infected hands. Seriously go have a shower man that shit can spread.
I was perfectly sober, kthx...
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Apple-infected? I have no clue what you are talking about... Contrary to popular belief... Hippies do take showers.
The KEYBOARD man. I realise my wit is on fire and just so pimp that it hurts everyone in the room but please try and keep up. It's a lonely lonely world being the only awesome person around.